Curse

wolfe2dale · Mar 07, 2006, 01:40 PM // 13:40

*Walks in through door*
*looks around at mayhem*
*pulls small tactical nuclear warhead from under poncho*
*starts 10 minute countdown on warhead*
*smiles*

ColaManiac · Mar 07, 2006, 01:40 PM // 13:40

*leaves pizza recipe to silhouette*
*leaves bar caus wants to find beter bow (sold old one to merchant by accidently

)*
ColaManiac has left the bar

xxSilhouette · Mar 07, 2006, 01:44 PM // 13:44

*runs out of bar with pizza recipe in hands*

FeuerFrei · Mar 07, 2006, 02:42 PM // 14:42

*wants pizza
*runs around the entire room lookin for leftovers
*finds none
*gets angry
*fires ceiling with SMGs

bulletsmile · Mar 07, 2006, 04:30 PM // 16:30

*brings in a pizza I just got..mmmmm

Retribution X · Mar 07, 2006, 04:46 PM // 16:46

*Sets in a corner thoughtfully, In accordance with the prophecy...*

wolfe2dale · Mar 07, 2006, 04:55 PM // 16:55

*Promises to kill anyone who constantly use the phrase "In accordance with the prophecy"...*

Sir Skullcrasher · Mar 07, 2006, 05:05 PM // 17:05

*run in circle while holding a crystalline sword*

*trip and accidently stab Retribution X in the neck*

*get up and keep running past Retribution's dead body*

xxSilhouette · Mar 07, 2006, 05:08 PM // 17:08

*runs in circles*

Retribution X · Mar 07, 2006, 05:31 PM // 17:31

*Gets up, as the sword only scratched the metal shoulder plate, In accordance with the prophecy...*
*Runs in circles with Sil, In accordance with the prophecy...*
*Sets personal shield harmonics to unyeilding, and phasers to disrupt, In accordance with the prophecy...*

Symeon · Mar 07, 2006, 05:40 PM // 17:40

*wakes up*
*crawls around eating pizza crumbs*
*super-smell detects wolfe2dale's nuclear warhead*
*screams*
*notices a blanket attached to the wall labelled 'anti-nuclear blanket'*
"How handy"
*sensing where the warhead is, throws blanket over it*
*it blows up under the blanket. Nobody is harmed*
*flexes*

Retribution X · Mar 07, 2006, 05:44 PM // 17:44

*Laughs at King, and runs with Sil, In accordance with the prophecy...*
*Calls Pizza place and orders 23 pizzas, In accordance with the prophecy...*
*Calls wal-mart and orders 50 diffrent Soda styles, and sparkling grape juice, In accordance with the prophecy...*

Symeon · Mar 07, 2006, 05:53 PM // 17:53

*puts on a prophet-like costume, complete with a wig - totally believable*
"I am the one and only prophet. All the prophecies you have been told are incorrect. The true prophecy is..."
*waits a few seconds for dramatic tension*
"Everyone in this bar will die in a few minutes! And there will be no rezzing! It is said, and so it shall be done!"
*throws a glass bottle somewhere*
*everyone turns to look*
*dives out the window, throwing a banger at the floor where I was*
*tries not to laugh as hears gasps from the people in the bar*
*passes out outside*

Retribution X · Mar 07, 2006, 06:01 PM // 18:01

*Looks up from his eating, walks over to the window, and Pulls king back inside, and rouses him, In accordance with the prophecy...*
*Sticks King to the ceiling, In accordance with the prophecy...*

Symeon · Mar 07, 2006, 07:55 PM // 19:55

*wakes up on the ceiling, in accordance with the prophecy*
*screams, in accordance with the prophecy*
*falls to the floor, in accordance with the prophecy*
*slaps self*
"Snap out of it!"
*eyes glow red*
*berserk*
*grabs axe from the wall*
*runs around the room, swinging axe around crazily, hitting various people*

Sir Skullcrasher · Mar 07, 2006, 08:13 PM // 20:13

*slick King Symeon to pieces, in accordance with the prophecy*

*Take out frying pan and start hitting Symeon's dead body*

*noticed that we got tons of dead rats in the bar. cast bone fiend and bone horror*

*create my undead army...*

Starsky-sama · Mar 07, 2006, 08:24 PM // 20:24

*decloaks*
"Greetings all"
*Headbutts Sir Skulkcrasher*
*Headbutts King Symeon*
*Headbutts Retribution X*
*Headbutts xxSilhouette*
*Headbutts Wolfe2dale*
*reaches behind the counter*
*grabs a bottle of whiskey*
*cloaks*

Retribution X · Mar 07, 2006, 10:28 PM // 22:28

*Watches King with intense intrest, In accordance with the prophecy...*

KlayMan641 · Mar 07, 2006, 11:10 PM // 23:10

*MORE BEER FOR EVERYOONe!!*
*TAKES OUT THE BEST BEERssss IN THE WORLD*

I pwnd U · Mar 07, 2006, 11:11 PM // 23:11

*sips beer*